Ultimate Graduate Quiz: Are you the right fit for McDonald’s, KFC, or Subway?

Have you just recently graduated? Do you feel anxious about the prospect of finding your first real job? Perhaps, similarly to many other graduates, you feel like you’ve just wasted a few years and learnt absolutely nothing of value. After all, you have no skills and did no internships during college.

No wonder you can’t fathom why would anyone want to hire you. And you know what? You’re right! Your prospects are bleak. After all, you’ve already had your fun, partying your way through college.

“Sometimes a good graduate quiz on the Internet can help you find yourself in life.” — Steve Jobs

At this point, you may consider yourself lucky for having stumbled upon this quiz. If you still have any high hopes for your career, leave them at the door. From now on, there are only three paths you can take and all of them end in the fast food industry.

Naturally, that doesn’t mean you have no choice whatsoever. In fact, you can choose from three excellent options: McDonald’s KFC, or Subway, depending on your personality. Take our ultimate graduate quiz to find out which one is yours.

Disclaimer: This quiz was made only for the laughs. Don’t worry, we still believe in you! If you want to get a job adequate to your talents, our Guide to Irresistible College Resume is a good place to start.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Which of the following irritates you the most?

What do you think about communism?

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What's your favourite type of procrastination?

What color is this dress?

What is your favourite 90s sitcom?


Pick your favourite David Hasselhoff:


Who are you in shower?

What is love?

If you don't get one of these jobs, what's your backup plan?

Last question: Do you have any regrets?

Ultimate Graduate Quiz: Job at McDonald's, KFC or Subway?
Your future lies with McDonald's!

Congratulations! You’re a fantastic McDonald’s material. Although you might be a bit too generic of a person, it also means you’ll fit right in with the rest of the McDonald’s team. You like things that are familiar because they make you feel comfortable and safe. Perhaps that’s why you never took the risks that would have helped you not end up in McDonald’s. Don’t despair! McDonald’s is still the best fast food you can work at. You have a great chance of upward mobility and excellent training program that will help you get going. Who knows? You might even become a Department Manager soon. Plus, there’s ice cream and a free meal everyday! All these things will help you forget about what a failure you’ve become.
Your future job is at KFC!

Congratulations! After an unsuccessful interview at McDonald’s, you’ve landed a fantastic opportunity at KFC! Look, we both know it’s pretty bad. But at least you’ll have a job to pay your bills. Who knows? You might even become content with this. Also, you’ll probably get to work so hard you’ll earn the bragging rights! After all, there’s nothing better than telling people they have no idea what real work is! At the same time, we encourage you to be more ambitious. With one of our pimped out resume designs, you’ll surely get that job at McDonald’s the next time you apply. Always aspire for greatness!
You’re a future Sandwich Artist in Subway!

Congratulations on your new career as a Sandwich Artist! Sounds pretty good, doesn’t it? And that’s exactly what matters to you more than you’d care to admit. At this point, you’ve nearly accepted your fate as a worker in food industry. But you don’t want to be like all the other underachievers. After all, you’re slightly more intelligent, have strong views on politics, and you’re even mildly health-conscious in comparison. You’re only taking this job until you figure out what you really want to do in life. Yeah, sure. It’s all good.…which is why you should drop this attitude. Stop lying to yourself. You can do better than this. We believe in you!
You're not qualified for a fast food job. The next President of the US it is then!

Not much to say here. You have no qualifications. You’re pretty much a giant douche. It’s time to start campaigning. 2020 is going to be the year you’ll succeed. If Mr Garrison from South Park could do it, so can you! Never stop dreaming! Start a Twitter account!

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